![]() ![]() Story Mode: Embark on an epic journey to become toast! Take on all hazards to deliciousness as you embark on your adventure throughout the home of an unsuspecting owner: from the kitchen, through the house, to the lounge, and then venture outside into the garden and beyond.Starch Wars - Attack of the Scones! Take out the Empire's Rye Fighters in this level inspired by a certain beloved universe! Key features:.Team Fortress 2 level.climb Heavy’s face, use tumour-inducing teleporters, fire the minigun and traverse a floor filled with sticky mines, all in the name of becoming “‘sandvich”’….GoatBread - Goat Simulator-inspired level called ‘RAMpage mode’.Traversing your environment is intentionally demanding but reliable, making it possible to master even the most majestic and acrobatic of manoeuvres. Īs you become attuned to bread’s uniquely challenging control system, you’ll progress from a fumbling slice of bread to a masterful bread ninja. ![]() This bread will be boldly going where no other bread has gone before. Take the intrepid, crumby adventurer on a journey from his natural confines of the kitchen, through the home of an unsuspecting owner and into the outside world. We promise you won’t be disappointed.įrom the creators of Surgeon Simulator comes its prequel - an adventure with a hero like no other! ‘I Am Bread’ is the epic story of a slice of bread’s journey to become toast. Hey there people! Did you know that there’s more than one way to indulge your crumbly fantasies? Why not race a bagel around a living room as fast as you can. Or you can join my gaming adventures via Lets Play.About This Game I Am Bread! Tons of Content! If you enjoyed the review, you can follow me on Twitter, or check out something less wordy via Steam Curator I Am Bread was released on Steam December 3, 2014 Summary: A zany bread-simulator game with an open world and loads of freedom.įinal Score: 7/10 for gameplay, physics, and replayability. The environments are varied, and the freedom to solve a puzzle by riding on a rocket or skateboard, or simply scooting along the rug in a pot amuses me to no end. Overall though, I had a lot of fun with this game, and will likely return to it in the future. It caused me SO much heartache… You finally get to the toaster, only to discover that the real struggle has just begun. I also have to point out that the hardest part is wiggling yourself into the toaster. That doesn’t do much for the extreme difficulty spike between the first level and the second, but there is time to adjust that as well. The controls are strange, but it’s likely on purpose, to increase the wackiness. The game does crash quite a bit… Which made recording at any length a bit frustrating. Almost everything can be broken or flung across the room via wonky physics, with delightful results! There is only one puzzle, “How can I become toast?”, but the answers are multiple, and as creative as you care to make them. Once bread is no longer edible, it’s dead. You also must stay off the floor, and away from gross stuff like trash and dishwater, as it will deplete your edibility bar. Poppycock! I say find the nearest blow-dryer and just do what comes most natural. Some lowly peons will tell you to use a toaster. Once you’ve mastered your abilities, you must complete the mission of getting toasted. It’s jazzy and quick and it makes my wall-crawling bread feel like he’s truly on the most dramatic adventure of his life. Once you finally stop nudging your bread along like Granny Gumgums, the music starts to click. It sounds so simple, but much pain went into perfecting its execution… I’d say it was almost an hour before I became the ninja-bread man I never knew I longed to be. Q,W,E,R (Or LT/LB RT/LB) are each assigned to a corner of your slice, pressing that button will cause the bread to grab, then you can fling yourself around using your mouse or control stick. The first thing you’ll probably notice when you get into the game is the strange controls. Now it’s finally time to pinch your inner loaf… Or something like that. You’ve been a goat, a deer, a gorilla, a farmer, a prisoner, a spaceman, and a rock. Made by Bossa Studios, it’s not a far throw from Surgeon Simulator, except that it features a wonderfully huge open world to explore, rather than just some dude’s chest cavity. The music is spot on, and the controls can take a lot of getting used to, but are completely fair. The story is hysterical, told via psychiatrist statements about a man with rooms in his house being destroyed, and swearing that bread can move. I Am Bread has become the supreme frontrunner of the latter category in my book. There’s a simulator for everything you ever wanted to be, as well as games for a couple things you had no idea you wanted to be. Simulator games are in their hayday to be sure.
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